i am so there!

The State of the Union Drinking Game 2003

] Police have not named him as a suspect, but attention has
] focused on him, in part because of the affair. Peterson
] previously denied having an affair.

this guy is getting creepier by the day.

Laci Peterson's husband admits to affair

"Oh shit! I totally forgot to send my daughter a "Happy National Sanctity of Life Day" card!"

www.mnftiu.cc | get your war on | page eighteen

] If studies show that average passenger weights have
] increased, that could require airlines to leave some
] passengers or baggage behind, especially on flights
] requiring full fuel loads.

Well, since Americans are getting fatter by the day...

Weight Is Focus of Plane Safety

] If it were a real mission involving weapons of mass
] destruction instead of an exercise, Chief Hospital
] Corpsman Donald Abele would have needed better protection
] than dishwashing gloves, a painter's coveralls and a gas
] mask.
]
] But Abele was just trying to prove a concept: that Navy
] Seals could set up a chemical analysis laboratory inside
] one of the Florida's huge missile tubes where they could
] test soil samples from suspect sites without ever
] bringing the material inside the boat.

more classified submarine information from my local paper.

] I am an Asteroid.
]
] I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me
] usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or
] thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever
] I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me
] change my mind.
]
] (If you were not an Asteroid you would be Pacman.)

Pacman: I am Pacman.

I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly.

What Video Game Character Am I?

] Will great cheese come from genetically engineered cloned
] cows?
]
] Scientists in New Zealand are reporting that they have
] created such cows, animals that produce milk with higher
] than normal levels of protein, which would speed the
] process of making cheese.

I like cheese and all, but i like cows even more, and i don't want cloned cows because i don't like cloning.

Cloned Cows Are Engineered for Faster Cheese Production

] Russianoff said people who prefer tokens tend to be the
] same people who don't like setting their VCRs or using
] ATMs at the bank.
]
] "They like to talk to the bank teller," he said. "They
] feel better with dealing with a human being."

HEY!!!!! i like the tokens!!!! i don't like to set my vcr because i like my dvd player better, and i do not like the bank tellers, or other human beings, for that matter!!! do not stick me into your little stereotype!!!!!!!!!

NYC transit tokens on the way out

] A fast-moving computer worm slowed down Internet access
] Saturday for about 22,000 servers, according to the
] Internet security firm Symantec.

i was wondering what the hell happened when i first got to work this morning.

CNN.com - Electronic attack slows Internet - Jan. 25, 2003

] "Because if they come, September 11 which they are crying
] over and see as a big thing will be a real picnic for
] them, God willing," Uday said, referring to suicide
] hijacker attacks in New York and Washington which killed
] about 3,000 people in 2001.

in case you have been living in a goddamned CAVE under a ROCK under the SEA in a TRENCH for the last year and a half, uday was referring to the hijacker attacks which killed about 3000 people in 2001. i don't know why it bugs me so much that the media still clarifies that. it just does.

Saddam son warns U.S. of losses