] "The French capital has always wooed visitors with its
] reputation for fine dining and high fashion and Paris
] continually cashes in on its mystique as the city of
] romance. Now it has a new strategy: selling Paris as a
] leading destination for gay travelers."

I dunno. Whenever I thought "Paris" I always thought "gay" anyway.

Makes sense to me!

] "CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Mike Samples doesn't
] like the new dress code at his state job -- so he wore a
] dress to work.
]
] Instead of his usual jeans, ball cap and T-shirt, the
] 32-year-old claims manager in the Workers' Compensation
] Division wore a polka-dot maternity dress he'd borrowed
] from a friend to protest the new guidelines."

Also from West Virginia...

Man sent home for wearing dress

You may bring your toy transformer robot, your nitroglycerine spray (for medical use only), and your corkscrew onto the plane with you, but please leave your cattle prods, swords, meat cleavers, and chainsaws in your checked baggage. Thank you and have a nice flight.

Things you may or may not bring on a plane.