I just read all three of the ads (you have to click on "News" and "Current Advertising" because EB's got something funny going on here with frames).

At the end of each ad, I couldn't help but laugh, because the obvious last line is "Can I get a hell yeah? Hell yeah."

Holy shit I would totally buy these as posters. And I'd also buy the posters with my minor changes. :)

Electric Boat Corporation Internet Home Page - Current Advertising

] In a perfect world, romance would never show its
] spaniel-eyed face at your company. Who needs the
] emotional dramas, the public displays of affection, or
] the breakup angst that can spread through an office
] faster than the flu? Love in the office "is always
] disruptive," says Marc Ostrofsky, 41, a serial
] entrepreneur and investor based in Houston. "The only
] upside is during that period when things are peachy keen
] between a couple and both are willing to come to work
] early and stay late."

Fortune Small Business - Small Business - Dangerous Liaisons

] NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A partridge in a pear tree and
] five golden rings may be a bargain this year, but the
] price for seven swans a-swimming has gone through the
] roof, driving up the cost of the 12 days of Christmas by
] a record amount, according to an estimated cost of the
] holiday carol's shopping list.

The real economic indicator :)

Cost for 12 Days of Christmas shopping list up 19% to $65K

] Even better, the prize money would come from Warren
] Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.A: Research,
] Estimates), which has assumed the risk of a payout in
] return for a seven-figure insurance premium.
]
] If it is forced to pay, it will be a bad day not just for
] Buffett, but also for Pepsi's biggest rival.
]
] That's because Berkshire, among other things, is the
] largest shareholder in Coca-Cola (KO: Research,
] Estimates).

YEAH PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!

Pepsi's billion-dollar chimp

] As any gambler knows, the house is always the biggest
] winner. So it's no surprise that states have taken to
] lotteries like white on rice.

1. I thought I was the only one who said "like white on rice"!!!!
2. I did not win Powerball last night, so don't try hitting me up for money.

Lotteries are minting mega-millionaires

] Welcome to Baby Ink, where we believe that it's never to
] early to start expressing your unique personality through
] professional, high quality body art.

Awesome!!!

Baby Ink Tattoo

] Los Angeles - Pop singer Rachel Farris is far from a
] household name, but a new spin on marketing could change
] that.
]
] Her independent record label is embedding mini-CDs in the
] lids of soft drink cups at movie theaters nationwide and
] a few theme parks.
]
] Featuring not just a pair of songs that can be heard on
] regular CD players but also video clips and other content
] viewable on computers, the so-called enhanced CDs make TV
] and radio seem passe.

Neat!

Sip For A Song: CDs In Soda Cup Lids

] Heinz' Funky Fries join the gallery of famous food flops
] after just a year on the market.

The purple/green/blue ketchup may have been a good idea, but it still freaks me out. Ketchup should be RED, dammit!!!

Blue food blues

Let's not all go blowing it on CDs.

CNN.com - Judge: Millions of CD buyers owed money - Jun. 16, 2003

] NEW YORK, June 9 (Reuters) - Defense contractor General
] Dynamics Corp. GD.N on Monday said it agreed to buy
] homeland security company Veridian Corp. VNX.N for more
] than $1.2 billion to broaden its intelligence and
] surveillance business.

General Dynamics to buy Veridian for $1.2 billion