Today, in the interest of promoting homeland hilarity, we present highlights from the “Family Guide to Terrorism and Preparedness,” which appears on the city of Norwich Web site.

Before we begin, we must insist we are not making this up. In fact, you can enjoy the entire 127-page Power Point presentation at www.norwichct.org.

- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! go to the website and check it out!!! It's better than a ready.gov parody.

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