] A small Appalachian Bible college is fighting to change
] its telephone number because the 666 prefix is disturbing
] to Christians who recognize it as the biblical mark of
] the beast.

I don't know where to begin.. do I make an "only in Appalachia" comment? Do I make fun of the Bible college that has 85 students? Or do I just say: "I don't know, if you look at the picture they've provided of this college, it looks a bit like it deserves a 666 phone number"?

Bible college shuns 666 phone number