"In the time it has taken to read this column, 28 people have died of AIDS, including 5 children. An additional 49 people have become infected. It's imperative that we get over our squeamishness, accept that condoms are flawed but far better than nothing, recognize that condoms no more cause sex than umbrellas cause rain, and ensure that couples in places like Botswana get more than one condom per year."

I have a wonderful solution for people who a) don't want to use condoms, b)who still want to prevent AIDS and STD's, and c) who don't want to give up sex: Only fuck virgins.

The Secret War on Condoms