] "Paul Kenneth Donahue, 50, and Teresa Marie Wood, 46, had
] been scheduled to fly from San Jose, California, to
] Atlanta, Georgia, on Delta Flight 576 Tuesday. When their
] bags were put through a bomb detection machine, federal
] screeners found what turned out to be a snow boot with
] batteries, wires and an electrical power strip arranged
] in a suspicious way.
]
] Screeners also found a note that read, "To the uniformed
] puppet opening this bag -- congratulations. You've just
] brought this once free nation one step closer to becoming
] a fascist police state," according to Transportation
] Security Administration spokesman Robert Johnson. The
] note was scribbled on one side of the cardboard torn from
] a box of Cracklin' Oat Bran."

God help the USA.

Luggage bomb hoax lands couple in jail