] "Ward was five miles from the coal mine where he works as
] a security guard and two miles from the nearest home when
] his car went off the road December 2. It plunged 150 feet
] and hit a tree, destroying the headlights and horn.
]
] The area's first major snowfall hit a few days later and
] temperatures remained below freezing for several days. To
] stay warm, Ward ripped the lining from the car's roof and
] used it as a blanket, Likens said.
]
] He also burned paper, including pages from his EMT
] manual, and melted snow to drink. His only food was what
] he could get out of an old peanut butter jar and sauce
] packets from Taco Bell."

Only in West Virginia.

Man saved by condiments