No, no.. before you start laughing.. read the article. He was "writing a report" and he really did have his pants on! Really!!
Okay.. let's say it together.. "BULLSHIT!"
I'm sorry, but I really did have the hottest laptop imaginable, and yes it got hot, but I was always DRESSED when I used it on my lap, and I never got blisters. And also, when I felt it starting to get too hot, I PUT IT BACK ON MY DESK.

Hot laptop burns scientist's penis