Val Kilmer is reportedly set to sign up to star in a sequel to his 1985 comedy "Real Genius." The "Tombstone" star recently announced his intentions to take on more comedic roles in the future in a bid to alter his Hollywood image and take his career to a new level.

In the original 80s project Kilmer played Chris Knight, one of two brilliant teenagers who head a team of young geniuses developing a laser for what they believe is a class project and later discover that their professor intends to turn their work over to the government for use as a weapon.

Wouldn't this be neat if it were true?

Kilmer Plans Real Genius Sequel

Why would you want to drink this shitty coffee? There are a lot of theories on why kopi luwak is different. Research has determined that coffee passed by a luwak has been changed chemically. Specifically the process seems to break down some of the bean’s proteins which are known to contribute to the bitterness of coffee.

I want a cup, not a pound, of the shitty coffee.

Life After Coffee � The Straight Poop on Kopi Luwak Coffee

I got tired of coding, so I went for a walk at 1:30AM. It was about -8F, and snot froze in my beard. But its so quiet here at night. Straight out of the old west...

If you are in the colorado springs area and like slots, and low limit blackjack and poker (big bet is $5), then I highly suggest a visit. I would really like to take the gold mine tours, but they are not open in winter. Cripple Creek is about 50 miles into the rockies from Colorado Springs, is at 9494 feet, and generally kicks ass.

Cripple Creek, Colorado, at 1:30AM on My Birthday, Feb 1, 2007

Does Cinderella have a TV?

Curious Walt Disney World fans such as Leny Sou of Chicago want to know.

Of all the prizes Disney is giving away in its big, 15-month "Year of a Million Dreams" campaign, perhaps none is more tantalizing than a night in Cinderella Castle, the signature icon of the Magic Kingdom.

It's also the one prize that seems to have most taxed Disney officials' imaginations.

Details fall into place at Disney - Orlando Sentinel : Business

I've been collecting navel fluff (just my own) since 1984, and upon learning of this, people usually ask "Why?". To this I answer "Why not?". In my mind, the worth of any collection depends on the following factors (in which my collection rates well):

* Uniqueness - millions of people collect stamps and coins, but as far as I know nobody else collects navel fluff. That makes my collection unique!
* Rarity - the navel fluff of Graham Barker is produced in very limited quantities by only one person and is not easily obtainable by others (not that anyone would want to).
* Completeness of collection - I've been collecting my navel fluff consistently for around 20 years and have seldom missed a day's harvest. This makes my collection almost complete, a bit like having the full set of a country's currency.
* Good condition of items - like uncirculated banknotes or stamps, my navel fluff is in mint condition. When harvested, I remove any body hair from the fluff then store it immediately in a jar, where it remains uncontaminated.

I've thought of doing this, but never did. Now... I don't have to.

Graham Barker's Navel Fluff Page

I wrestled this baby elephant. He kept charging me. I couldn't push him back, but if I side stepped him I could shove his clumbsy ass out of the way. I'm telling you, I coulda taken this little bastard, but the trainers got mad at him and smacked him with a cane.

Apparently an elephant that wrestles people has to be disciplined before he grows big enough to knock over houses and stuff.

Me V Baby Elephant

ME: Where did you get that water? I'm thirsty.

COLLEEN: I got it from Bo Jackson.

ME: There ain't no Bo Jackson here.

COLLEEN: Follow me.

ME: Bo Jackson was my hero. (follows)

COLLEEN: Bo, this guy is thirsty and you're his hero.

ME: (wide eyes, open mouth)

BO: Boy, are you too scared to ask Bo Jackson for some water?

ME: Can I have some water?

BO: Yeah, get you a water.

ME: (gets water) Bo, you were my biggest hero, I had the Nike posted with the bat and the baseball pads (motions as though bat is behind head) and your baseball cards and your football cards and...

BO: (nodding) Try some of Bo Jackson's chicken.

ME: Oh, uhhh... I just ate. No thanks.

BO: Boy, you gonna drink Bo Jackson's water but you won't try Bo Jackson's chicken!?

ME: Oh, yes sir. (tries chicken)

EXEC DUDE: How is it?

ME: Really good! (and it was)

COLLEEN: Picture time!

BO: Right answer. You just earned yourself a picture with Bo!

BO AND ME: (smile)

Me and Bo Jackson, Eatin Chicken!

Scorched 3D is a game based loosely (or actually quite heavily now) on the classic DOS game Scorched Earth "The Mother Of All Games". Scorched 3D adds amongst other new features a 3D island environment and LAN and internet play. Scorched 3D is totally free and is available for both Microsoft Windows and Unix (Linux, FreeBSD, Mac OS X, Solaris etc.) operating systems.

If you feel that your productivity is excessive, then download scorched3d and get your cross platform game on. Its alot of fun, especially apocalypse mode. They took the old school weapons set and expanded on it. Takes a minute to get used to the 3dness, but once you do you will have a blast hitting tanks across the screen on the first shot. Until you can pull that: smoke tracers are your friends. Followed immediately by the MOAB.

It takes about a minute sometimes to get back to your turn on a 10 player game, so you can actually get some work done while playing if you have two monitors.

Scorched 3D - A 3D Remake Of Scorched Earth

The Kawasaki KLR650 seems to be the motorcycle most suitable for cross-continent travel in the first, second, third and fourth worlds. It is the bike the Marine Corps uses. I'm gonna buy one, learn to ride it, and then head for Argentina by land in a year or so. This board has loads of information on the KLR650. One stop shopping for infoz.

KLR650.NET - Your Kawasaki KLR650 Resource. :: Index

I'm thinking of registering this domain for people who experienced a particular life-changing event.