My mother's sweet tea was not the best. Perhaps this is because she was from West Virginia, a place where people drink sweet tea with some ambivalence. Or maybe because in Jacksonville, Florida, where I was raised, delicious sweet tea could be found for $1.99 at the local supermarket in sweaty gallon jugs with nothing but the word sweet and the date stamped on the plastic.

She still made sweet tea, of course, being a Southern woman of whom having iced tea on hand is expected. But instead of sugar, my mother used Sweet'N Low, which is kind of like making chocolate cake with dirt. She insisted no one could tell the difference: "They're both sweet."

Garden & Gun? Hahahaha

Garden & Gun Magazine: 21st Century Southern America - Stories & Media - Sweet Tea

War Nerd:

There are three basic facts to keep in mind about the smokin’ little war in Ossetia:

1. The Georgians started it.
2. They lost.
3. What a beautiful little war!

For me, the most important is #3, the sheer beauty of the video clips that have already come out of this war. I’m in heaven right now.

South Ossetia, The War of My Dreams

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Hear ye, hear ye, let it be known to all that Jello's nuts stopped working. Let it also be known that he has meme'd pubmed articles about treatment for andropause because he is currently undergoing treatment for andropause and he wanted to remember those articles.

This too much information update has been brought to you by testosterone cypionate and the 18 guage needle. Additional funding provided by the upper outer quadrant of my right buttock.

Jello's Nuts Don't Work

Global warming may not be the only threat to the polar bear. Scientists are puzzling over the discovery of the jawbone of a young polar bear in the stomach of a Greenland shark, a species that thrives in the cold waters of the far north.

The find suggests that the polar bear may have a serious challenger to its place at the top of the Arctic food chain. Until now, only killer whales were thought to offer a threat to Ursus maritimus as the Arctic's top predator.

Polar bear shark theory hard to swallow - 13 Aug 2008 - Oceans news - NZ Herald

Sitting in meeting with nine middle-aged guys in suits, chaired by state commish of econ dev, discussing @jhaynie's blog post. Surreal.

Jeff Haynie continues to make waves with his blog post about leaving Atlanta for California.

Twitter / Stephen Fleming: Sitting in meeting with nin...

Treatment of hypogonadal men with testosterone has been shown to ameliorate the effects of testosterone deficiency on bone, muscle, erythropoiesis, and the prostate. Most previous studies, however, have employed somewhat pharmacological doses of testosterone esters, which could result in exaggerated effects, and/or have been of relatively short duration or employed previously treated men, which could result in dampened effects. The goal of this study was to determine the magnitude and time course of the effects of physiological testosterone replacement for 3 yr on bone density, muscle mass and strength, erythropoiesis, prostate volume, energy, sexual function, and lipids in previously untreated hypogonadal men. We selected 18 men who were hypogonadal (mean serum testosterone +/- SD, 78 +/- 77 ng/dL; 2.7 +/- 2.7 nmol/L) due to organic disease and had never previously been treated for hypogonadism. We treated them with testosterone transdermally for 3 yr. Sixteen men completed 12 months of the protocol, and 14 men completed 36 months. The mean serum testosterone concentration reached the normal range by 3 months of treatment and remained there for the duration of treatment. Bone mineral density of the lumbar spine (L2-L4) increased by 7.7 +/- 7.6% (P < 0.001), and that of the femoral trochanter increased by 4.0 +/- 5.4% (P = 0.02); both reached maximum values by 24 months. Fat-free mass increased 3.1 kg (P = 0.004), and fat-free mass of the arms and legs individually increased, principally within the first 6 months. The decrease in fat mass was not statistically significant. Strength of knee flexion and extension did not change. Hematocrit increased dramatically, from mildly anemic (38.0 +/- 3.0%) to midnormal (43.1 +/- 4.0%; P = 0.002) within 3 months, and remained at that level for the duration of treatment. Prostate volume also increased dramatically, from subnormal (12.0 +/- 6.0 mL) before treatment to normal (22.4 +/- 8.4 mL; P = 0.004), principally during the first 6 months. Self-reported sense of energy (49 +/- 19% to 66 +/- 24%; P = 0.01) and sexual function (24 +/- 20% to 66 +/- 24%; P < 0.001) also increased, principally within the first 3 months. Lipids did not change. We conclude from this study that replacing testosterone in hypogonadal men increases bone mineral density of the spine and hip, fat-free mass, prostate volume, erythropoiesis, energy, and sexual function. The full effect of testosterone on bone mineral density took 24 months, but the full effects on the other tissues took only 3-6 months. These results provide the basis for monitoring the magnitude and the time course of the effects of testosterone replacement in hypogonadal men.

Effects of testosterone replacement in hypogonadal...[J Clin Endocrinol Metab. 2000] - PubMed Result

Several epidemiological studies have demonstrated a gradual decrease of serum testosterone with aging in men. A considerable number of men will experience hypogonadal androgen levels, defined by the normal range for young men. Thus, in addition to the long-standing use of androgen replacement therapy in the classical forms of primary and secondary hypogonadism, age-associated testosterone deficiency has led to considerable developments in application modes for testosterone. Since oral preparations of testosterone are ineffective, due to the first-pass effect of the liver, or, in case of 17 alpha-alkylation, cause hepatotoxicity, intramuscular injection of long-acting esters, such as testosterone enanthate, have been the mainstay of testosterone therapy. However, the large fluctuations of serum testosterone levels cause unsatisfactory shifts of mood and sexual function in some men; combined with the frequent injections, this delivery mode is thus far from being ideal. In contrast, the transdermal testosterone patches are characterized by favorable pharmacokinetic behavior and have proven to be an effective mode of delivery. Safety data over 10 years indicate no negative effect on the prostate. Nevertheless, the scrotal testosterone patch system is hampered by the application site, which is not easily accepted by many subjects; the non-scrotal patch has a high rate of skin irritations. In view of the drawbacks of the currently available preparations, the most recent developments in testosterone supplementation appear to be highly promising agents. Androgen, which has been available in the United States since mid-2000, will be introduced this year in most European markets as Testogel, a hydroalcoholic gel containing 1% testosterone. Doses of 50-100 mg gel applied once daily on the skin deliver sufficient amounts of testosterone to restore normal hormonal values and to correct the signs and symptoms of hypogonadism. The gel has shown to be very effective and successful in American patients, who have benefited from its availability for almost 3 years. Furthermore, in phase II and III clinical studies, the intramuscular injection of 1000 mg testosterone undecanoate every 12-15 weeks has led to extremely stable serum testosterone levels for a prolonged period of time and has resulted in excellent efficacy. It is very likely in the future that these products will be the mainstay of testosterone supplementation. Whereas the indication for testosterone substitution for men with classical forms of hypogonadism is unequivocal, the use of testosterone in men with age-associated hypogonadism is less uniformly accepted. Yet, the few studies addressing this question indicate that men with testosterone serum levels below the lower normal limit for young adult men and with lack of energy, libido, depressed mood and osteoporosis may benefit from testosterone supplementation. However, it should be kept in mind that the experience documented in studies is limited. Nevertheless, serious side-effects, especially in regard to the prostate, did not occur, with the longest study extending over 3 years.

Testosterone supplementation: what and how to give. [Aging Male. 2003] - PubMed Result

Male hypogonadism is one of the most common endocrinologic syndromes. The diagnosis is based on clinical signs and symptoms plus laboratory confirmation via the measurement of low morning testosterone levels on two different occasions. Serum luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone levels distinguish between primary (hypergonadotropic) and secondary (hypogonadotropic) hypogonadism. Hypogonadism associated with aging (andropause) may present a mixed picture, with low testosterone levels and low to low-normal gonadotropin levels. Androgen replacement therapy in hypogonadal men has many potential benefits: improved sexual function, an enhanced sense of well-being, increased lean body mass, decreased body fat, and increased bone density. However, it also carries potential risks, including the possibility of stimulating the growth of an occult prostate cancer. The benefits of androgen therapy outweigh the risks in men with classic hypogonadism. However, for men with mild hypogonadism or andropause, the balance between benefits and risks is not always clear. Unfortunately, studies to date have included too small a number of patients and have been too short in duration to provide meaningful data on the long-term risks versus the benefits of androgen replacement therapy in these populations. Several products are currently marketed for the treatment of male hypogonadism. Weekly-to-biweekly injections of testosterone cypionate (cipionate) or testosterone enanthate (enantate) are widely used, as they are economical and generally well tolerated. However, once-daily transdermal therapies have become increasingly popular and now include both patch and gel systems. Intramuscular injection of testosterone undecanoate is an attractive new therapy that can be administered quarterly. To confirm an adequate replacement dosage, assessment of clinical responses and measurement of serum testosterone levels generally suffice. For selected men, serial measurement of bone mineral density during androgen therapy might be helpful to confirm end-organ effects. For men aged >50 years, we advocate measurement of hematocrit for detection of polycythemia and a digital rectal examination with a serum prostate-specific antigen level measurement for prostate cancer screening during the first few months of androgen therapy. Subsequently, a hematocrit should be obtained yearly or after changes in therapy, and annual prostate cancer screening can be offered to the patient after a discussion of its risks and benefits.

Male hypogonadism : an update on diagnosis and tre...[Treat Endocrinol. 2005] - PubMed Result

Steroid-induced azoospermia that is persistent after cessation of steroid use can be treated successfully with hCG and hMG.

Successful treatment of anabolic steroid-induced a...[Fertil Steril. 2003] - PubMed Result