I wrestled this baby elephant. He kept charging me. I couldn't push him back, but if I side stepped him I could shove his clumbsy ass out of the way. I'm telling you, I coulda taken this little bastard, but the trainers got mad at him and smacked him with a cane.

Apparently an elephant that wrestles people has to be disciplined before he grows big enough to knock over houses and stuff.

Me V Baby Elephant