ME: Where did you get that water? I'm thirsty.

COLLEEN: I got it from Bo Jackson.

ME: There ain't no Bo Jackson here.

COLLEEN: Follow me.

ME: Bo Jackson was my hero. (follows)

COLLEEN: Bo, this guy is thirsty and you're his hero.

ME: (wide eyes, open mouth)

BO: Boy, are you too scared to ask Bo Jackson for some water?

ME: Can I have some water?

BO: Yeah, get you a water.

ME: (gets water) Bo, you were my biggest hero, I had the Nike posted with the bat and the baseball pads (motions as though bat is behind head) and your baseball cards and your football cards and...

BO: (nodding) Try some of Bo Jackson's chicken.

ME: Oh, uhhh... I just ate. No thanks.

BO: Boy, you gonna drink Bo Jackson's water but you won't try Bo Jackson's chicken!?

ME: Oh, yes sir. (tries chicken)

EXEC DUDE: How is it?

ME: Really good! (and it was)

COLLEEN: Picture time!

BO: Right answer. You just earned yourself a picture with Bo!

BO AND ME: (smile)

Me and Bo Jackson, Eatin Chicken!