] However, both Yanukovitch and Yushchenko are not good for
] a job of Ukranian president. Millions have seen
] Yanukovitch falling under throwed egg during his election
] campaign. Big swine looking man just felt on the ground
] with his hand on his chest. From egg's impact huge man
] felt on the ground. He thought that the bullet hited.
] Poor thing that Yanukovitch man, about 150 kilograms,
] over-weighted. But the bullet is supposed to be a part of
] presidential job, a part of profession. Every monarch,
] every elected leader of a state should expect one day to
] be assassinated. If leader falls under egg it is
] laughable leader. More laughable if he weights 150
] kilograms or so. Even if a bullet hits a President of
] State, he, President, should fall with a dignity, as
] statue in full length, with heroical smile. I am no an
] admirer of President Reagan, but Reagan behaved well when
] Hinckley shooted at him. He looked brave, Reagan, I mean.

Edward Limonov, a famous Russian-exile-revolutionary-bisexual-poet's take on Ukraine.

What is that all hustle about? - By Edward Limonov