] But winning is dangerous, if you don't have discipline. ] The Russians pulled out -- and the Chechens turned into ] monsters. The biggest industry in the country was ] kidnapping. They kidnapped more than 3,000 Russians in ] cross-border raids between 1997-99. To convince the ] relatives to part with the ransom, they released videos ] of some hardworking loony sawing off the hostage's head ] with a sheepgutting knife. Another video I saw shows the ] Chechen kidnappers shooting off a Russian hostage's ] finger, then laughing as he cries in pain. ] ] All these gory hostage videos coming out of Iraq -- it ] was the Chechens who were the pioneering filmmakers. Not ] sure there's an Oscar for most innovative Terrorist Film, ] but if there is the Chechens deserve it. ] ] Meanwhile Shamil Basaev, sort of a Chechen version of ] Nathan Bedford Forrest, launched incredible raids deep ] into Russia, which ended with hundreds of Russian ] civilians dead. The Chechens were so confident of Russian ] weakness that they actually tried to invade the Russian ] republic of Daghestan, take it over, and create an ] oil-rich independent Muslim country on the Caspian Sea. ] The original quagmire: elephant shown here stuck in mud, ] awaiting hyenas. ] ] The original quagmire: elephant shown here stuck in mud, ] awaiting hyenas. ] ] All this gore was good for one guy -- a little colonel ] named Putin. He sent the Army back into Chechnya with ] better plans and supplies in 1999. They did much better ] this time around -- wiped out the big rebel units in a ] few months, and took Grozny the smart way -- by razing it ] to the ground from afar before sending in Russian ] soldiers. It made him so popular that Yeltsin stepped ] aside, and Putin is still just about the most popular ] leader since, well, Stalin. About military Quagmire eXile - Issue #203 - War Nerd - The 2004 Quagmire Bowl! - By Gary Brecher |