] Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with ] the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very ] clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed ] to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't ] allowed to do. He collected those things into a ] hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site ] hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since ] gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. There are some great ones in here.. # Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. # (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. # My name is not a killing word. 213 things you can't do in the Army |