And speaking of clever inventions, I want to give fair warning that next week I will make an announcement in this space so astounding that even my 83-year-old mother may pay attention. I intend to change the world a little bit and -- as always -- will need your help if I am to be successful.

In one week, Bob Cringley will come out of the closet.

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