NEW YORK (AP) -- Jessica Biel has been proclaimed "the sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! That's right...move over Cindy Crawford, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, and Elizabeth Hurley....Jessica Biel can out-sex any of you!!!!

I've never, EVER met a guy who thought Jessica Biel was even remotely attractive, much less "sexy" before or AFTER her move from 7th Heaven to pornography. This seems like a case of "Hi, Esquire, my name is Jessica and these are my millions."

-janelane, "I voted for Hurley"

CNN.com - Jessica Biel named sexiest woman alive - Oct 7, 2005