] NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Burger King really wants its
] SpongeBob inflatables back, and the burger chain is even
] willing to offer a one-year's supply of free Whoppers,
] salads or any other item on its menu as a reward for
] information leading to their safe return.
]
] Miami-based Burger King has been inflicted with a spate
] of "Spongenappings" that began Nov. 11 in which vandals
] made off with several gigantic blow-up SpongeBob
] Squarepants figures that were perched on rooftops of
] different restaurants across the country.
] ...
]
] "Burger King Corporation does not condone and strongly
] discourages anyone from going on rooftops or doing
] anything illegal to swipe a SpongeBob SquarePants
] Inflatable," Klein said.

How in the hell would you say that line with a straight face?

:-)

-janelane

'Whopper' of a reward for stolen SpongeBobs - Dec. 3, 2004