"A CIA employee for nearly 20 years admitted breaking into 10 homes near the spy agency's headquarters about a year ago and taking valuables and other items." ... "Search warrants list 1,074 pairs of women's undergarments that he stole." ... Quote: "I don't profess to be that knowledgeable about ladies' undergarments," Assistant Commonwealth's Attorney Ian M. Rodway said after the court hearing.

1074 pairs of panties from 10 houses?! WTF?

Secret Agent Man

"A grandmother found with a trunkful of marijuana was convicted of drug running in what prosecutors said was an attempt to earn cash for a bingo habit." ... "Villareal faces three to 12 years in state prison when she is sentenced Dec. 18."

I believe her! No doubt it was her "first time." Easy to believe mexican granny with a welfare/gambling jones could support herself and her car on $275/mo. It would be easy to trick her into hauling a hundred Kilo/bags of dope across the border - just tell her it's Christmas presents for cousins Lupe, Manuel, Jose, Jesus, Pedro, Maria, Vicente, Carlos...

Bingo-addicted Granny Guilty of Pot Smuggling

"German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes." ... "We call it the 360 degree procedure -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

So it'll still be possible to hang it from a tree limb outside a highschool after you're done with it?

Spray-on Condoms!

"Police and prosecutors are worried that a Web site claiming to identify more than 4,000 informants and undercover agents will cripple investigations and hang targets on witnesses."

"The Web site, www.WhosaRat.com, first caught the attention of authorities after a Massachusetts man put it online and named a few dozen people as turncoats in 2004. Since then, it has grown into a clearinghouse for mug shots, court papers and rumors."

So much for the witness protection program, welcome to the internet!

You Dirty Rat!

Over 40 of the children currently behind bars in Colorado have no hope of ever being released. They were sentenced, while still under 18, to life without parole - in violation of international human rights law.

The rest of society doesn't realize that we've changed the laws in this country, so that there is no other country that matches it in terms of what we do to our juveniles. None. Zero. In the world.

Prison Kids

WHAT: Pennsylvania man appealed his conviction for knowingly possessing downloaded child pornography, saying he didn't know it was in his Web browser's cache.

WHEN: The Pennsylvania Superior Court ruled on November 2.

OUTCOME: Court threw out conviction, saying state law criminalized only knowingly possessing child pornography, not simply viewing it.

Laws From a Time When Contraband Only Existed in Physical Form

A woman slammed with creepy come-ons from sexually deviant men after someone posted her cell phone number to Craigslist is going to court to track down the culprit behind the sleazy stunt.

They Were Hot and They Were Ready to Go

Anderson County's Internet camera feed could be the only one in the country, or maybe even the world, that streams live from behind bars. A Google search turns up no other live jail cameras.

Internet Peek at Jail Life

Invisibility or ESP? Jet pack or amphibious sports car? Walk the Great Wall of China or sip Champagne at a New York gala?

The CIA has scrapped its ho-hum test that steered job applicants toward mysterious careers and devised one that's cloaked in jest.

The CIA Wants You!

It's one of the deadliest imaginable poisons, a radioactive substance about 100 billion times as deadly as cyanide -- and a Web site run by a physicist and flying saucer enthusiast offers to sell you a trace amount of it for $69 and send it via the U.S. Postal Service or UPS.

Lethal Industrial Chemical Just $69.95