Maybe another tax cut will get Ms. Chao back on full time...

Deeming the move "regrettable but necessary," White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card announced Monday that Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao's work hours will be scaled back to 30 per week starting Jan. 26.
"It's merely a cost-cutting measure and says absolutely nothing about Elaine, who's done wonderful work for the Bush Administration since she came on board in 2001," Card said. "Once the economy turns around, the first thing we'll do is return Elaine to her original hours. That's a promise."
...
"Whoa, look at the time," said Chao, glancing at her cell phone. "It's already 3 p.m.? Sorry, gotta go punch out now. New rules."

Onion.com | Labor Secretary Has Her Hours Cut

Shop, Destroy, Rule.
Home Despot... We Sell, You Conquer.

New Home Improvement Store

If you've been to a movie lately, you've probably seen Brian.. er I mean Delux showin' ya his crib. Too damn funny. Watch for the chrome spinner hubcaps on the Hyundai.

Coca Cola Delux_247 commercials

I like the RX-8, but I like THIS ONE even better!!! :)

This is a way cool use of Flash!.

Transformers® RX-8

[BEGIN RANT]
What's with this celeb and his adoring fans? He shows up late to court and holds a big party afterwards. The thing I really DON'T get is why these people so blindly yet vehemently support him. He is innocent until proven guilty but these nuts seemingly refuse to accept the possibility that he is a disturbed pedophilic freak? Does the idea of sexually molesting a child not completely offend the hell out of them?
I really don't get my fellow humans lately! WTF!!!
[/END RANT]

Simmering down now.

"You can tell he's just not that kind of guy," said 13-year-old Faith Donegan of Julian (San Diego County), who said she had been three times to Jackson's Neverland Ranch, where the alleged improprieties are to said to have taken place.

Jackson arraigned -- fans turn out to cheer

inignoct wrote:
]
] like the FCC ruling suggests, i thought the issue of obscenity
] hinged on the context. i.e. "He was fucking that girl." (the
] sex act) vs. "He was fucking angry." (adjective) or "I pissed
] on the fire hydrant." (the bodily function) vs. "I was really
] pissed off." (adjective)
]
] powell can eat a d---.

The word Fuck comes from the German word Flichen which means 'to strike'. It can fall into many gramattical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance; John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks. It's meaning is not always sexual.
As an adjective; John is doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun; I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word; absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible or as nearly every word in a sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Not many words have the total versatility offered by the word fuck. So, all that being said Mr. Powell. WTF ?!?

RE: CNN | FCC Chairman wants to overturn decision on Bono's expletive

Doesn't he have anything better to worry about? Hey Mike, here's a topic to discuss. The Telecommunications act of 1996; Toothless or Worthless ?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal Communications Commission Chairman Michael Powell has asked his fellow commissioners to overturn a much-criticized decision that an expletive uttered by the musician Bono on a network program was not obscene.
During last year's NBC broadcast of the Golden Globes Awards, the lead singer of the Irish rock group U2 said "this is really, really, fucking brilliant." --Expletive Undeleted for your protection.

CNN | FCC Chairman wants to overturn decision on Bono's expletive

I wondered when this day would come... It has.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Eastman Kodak Co. on Tuesday said it will stop selling traditional film cameras in the United States, Canada and Western Europe, another move by the photography company to cut lines with declining appeal in favor of fast-growing digital products.

Reuters: Kodak to Stop Selling Traditional Cameras in U.S.

Always practice safe soup ? ? ?

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Seafood restaurant chain McCormick & Schmick's Monday settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company spokesman said.
...
Sultan, 48, said the trouble began February 26 when she and three companions sent their soup back to the kitchen to be reheated while dining at the Irvine, California, restaurant. Sultan said she was treated rudely by the waiter, and when she began eating the soup she encountered a chewy, rubbery object that she first thought was calamari or shrimp, she told local media. She spit the offending object into her napkin and discovered it was a rolled up condom, she said.

Condom-in-soup lawsuit settled

] Sometimes it all gets a bit much for our chief ghillie,
] Farquhar Farquharson, and he forgets that we don't harm
] haggii here at HaggisHunt.com. Never mind: help him run
] amok and bash as many of the wee blighters as possible

Play this shockwave game. Its fun! :)

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