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Bong Water Energized Soft Drinks
Topic: Miscellaneous 7:46 am EDT, Jun  5, 2004

What a marketing concept! Funny thing is I remember bong water more as a disgusting (often accidental) purgative (make u puke) rather than something refreshing and tasty...

Our energized soft drinks™ are custom formulated for bold, strong taste sensations, bottled with low carbonation for less bloating and allowing the consumer to enjoy the rich taste of each flavor. We use as few preservatives as possible. In most of our flavors, we use, Sodium Benzoate & Potassium Sorbate. We use only as much carbohydrates(sugars) as is needed to in our energized soft drinks™ are balanced with a special proprietary Vitamin C & B Complex. Our policy is no empty calories!

Along with the vitamins and other nutriceuticals, we put in about as much caffeine as a regular cup of coffee. Bong Water® will give you a quick energy boost and increase your alertness, but it won't give you the "jitters" or set your teeth on edge, and it lets you down smooth and easy. (No hypoglycemic blood sugar drop that leaves you feeling brain dead or exhausted.) All in all, we think our energized soft drinks™ are some of the best tasting and functional sodas available. The "stoner" theme is for added fun and "in your face" mischief. We are not promoting any form of illegal drug or alcohol usage or abuse. We are just promoting having fun, enjoying life, and staying in control and lucid while spoofing the "high" of the 60's & 70's with our legal, healthier high of the new millenium! - PEACE and LOVE, Doogie the Bong Water® Man™)"

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