This Week's Onion Must Read... "Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past." In the past, a soul search was a labor-intensive and time-consuming process. "A soul search often required backpacking trips across Europe, disastrous long-term relationships with incompatible lovers, and years of expensive therapy, "Worse, the search process often included depression, lowered self-worth, and intense doubt." Semel called the old way of seeking clarity "a logistical nightmare." Onion : Yahoo Lauches Soul Search Engine |