Someone is gonna get hurt (badly). That guy with the frozen smile kills me. Is anyone really stupid enough to buy this stuff? Apparently, I'm in the wrong business.

Molly’s husband Carl has been less enthusiastic about sex. At first, Molly thought he was less attracted to her. When she finally got up the nerve to talk to him about it, however, she found out that Carl has been having issues problems gaining the confidence to perform in bed. Carl longs for the days when he was younger and his erections seemed fuller, stronger, and firmer.

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If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....