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Onion.com | Labor Secretary Has Her Hours Cut
Topic: Current Events 10:35 pm EST, Jan 20, 2004

Maybe another tax cut will get Ms. Chao back on full time...

Deeming the move "regrettable but necessary," White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card announced Monday that Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao's work hours will be scaled back to 30 per week starting Jan. 26.
"It's merely a cost-cutting measure and says absolutely nothing about Elaine, who's done wonderful work for the Bush Administration since she came on board in 2001," Card said. "Once the economy turns around, the first thing we'll do is return Elaine to her original hours. That's a promise."
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"Whoa, look at the time," said Chao, glancing at her cell phone. "It's already 3 p.m.? Sorry, gotta go punch out now. New rules."

Onion.com | Labor Secretary Has Her Hours Cut



 
 
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