WHAT WOULD JESUS USE FOR EFFECTS PROCESSING? The Jesusonic CrusFX 1000 is designed to offer all of the flexibility of a general purpose computer for its effects, without the traditional computer side effects (The CrusFX has (nearly) no moving parts, short boot times, rock solid stability and minimal latency for live performances) For those who are not yet ready to acquire the CrusFX 1000, or those who want to integrate the Jesusonic effects into their computer-based work environment, can try the Jesusonic Software, which offers much of the same feature set and extensive interoperability with the CrusFX 1000. ... I thought this was a big joke until I started reading the forums. People are actually using this. WTF? JESUSONIC - Effects for the Enlightened | 
