From the Truth-Is-Stranger-Than-Fiction department: No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it. When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret. “She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.” An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability | 
