] Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose campaign was dogged by
] allegations of sexual misconduct, voluntarily took a
] training course about preventing sexual harassment after
] his election.

This is a bad joke BEGGING to be written, so I'll leave it to the Letterman/Leno/Stewart teams. I'm too tired to be that witty tonight! -LB

Schwarzenegger takes sexual harassment course

] Search engine Google Inc. announced Wednesday it will
] launch a free, Web-based e-mail service to compete
] against popular services from rivals Yahoo! Inc. and
] Microsoft Corp.
]
] Google's service, called "Gmail," will include a built-in
] search function that will let people search every e-mail
] they've ever sent or received.

Sweet! -LB

CNN.com - Google to offer 1 gig of free e-mail - Mar 31, 2004

] Nader told CNN
] that he and Kerry "have a common objective, and that's to
] defeat the giant corporation residing in the White House
] masquerading as a human being."

Classic quote! -LB

Nader says he'll meet with Kerry

] Stolen SCO Code in Linux cannot be displayed
]
] The stolen code you are looking for is currently
] unavailable. The operating system that you are accusing
] of copyright violation does not have stolen SCO code. You
] may need to reference the GPL and lower your crack
] smoking dosage.

LMFAO -LB

Cannot find Stolen SCO Code in Linux

Scare your co-workers and clueless enemies with this URL! :D -LB

Unloading Windows

] California -- NASA has made aeronautics history by
] launching an experimental jet that reached a record
] velocity of just over seven times the speed of sound.
]
] Fifty-seven years after test pilot Chuck Yeager broke the
] sound barrier, NASA on Saturday launched the unpiloted
] research jet, in a development some observers say could
] change the future of space travel.
]
] It is the first time a supersonic-combustion ramjet, or
] scramjet, which uses air for fuel, had traveled so fast,
] flight engineer Lawrence Huebner told reporters.
]
] Scientists hope such jets will make space travel more
] affordable and spur commercial ventures.

WOOOOOSH! -LB

NASA jet breaks speed record

Flash animation. Parody of "Tom Saywer" by the band Rush, lampooning Limbuaghs drug addiction with actual hypocritical quotes from the man himself. Takea a while to load, but its worth it! -LB

Rush Limbaugh parody

] There was Bush looking under furniture in a fruitless,
] frustrating search. "Those weapons of mass destruction
] have got to be somewhere," he said.

ah ha! AH HA HA! Thats right - since there apparently never WERE any, just move the goal posts and make the whole WMD thing out to be one big joke! Guess those 600 (and rising) BODY BAGS of US soldiers that have been coming home in a steady stream for the last 12 months are a joke too?

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. -LB

Bush pokes fun at himself at dinner

fractal wrote:
] give it to the kids! spread it around!

I was given a "cold", "ulcer" and "mono" for my birthday! Giant Microbes rule - 'cept I have to keep fighting over them with my kids "those are MY germs!" -LB

RE: black death plush toy

IconoclasT wrote:
] w1ld wrote:
] ] ] Brian Maxwell, founder of the multimillion-dollar
] ] ] PowerBar empire and a former world-class marathon runner,
] ] ] has died of a heart attack, friends said. He was 51.
] ]
] ] hmm.. He must been eating too much of his own product.
]
] It's Jim Fixx deja vu all over again. To those of you too
] young to know that name, He was the Marlboro smoking marathon
] runner and author who popularized the sport of running; his
] 1977 bestseller The Complete Book of Running, is credited with
] helping start America's fitness revolution. He died of a heart
] attack while running in 1984.

I remember all to well Jim Fixx "Mr. Grape Nuts" keeling over from a coronary back in '84. Though I didn't know he was a smoker!?!? What the fuck is that all about? Reminds me of a meme a few weeks back where one 'tard said "cure lung cancer and we can smoke safely". Jim Fixx must have thought "Since I'm a athlete, I can smoke all I want and its a wash."

Guess not Jim. -LB

RE: CNN.com - PowerBar founder Maxwell dies of a heart attack - Mar 20, 2004