] Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, "how bad could it
] be?" Okay, let me tell you. It all started innocently
] enough, I sat down on a cold ring of porceline, picked up
] a mag, and got to work. What followed will haunt me every
] time I enter the facilities

WARNING: This is absolutely disgusting and at the same time so funny I just couldn't stop laughing. I will say this is very foul so check with caution.

That was one nasty dump you gave me, Mr Waffle House cook

Hijexx wrote:
] MONTREAL — Metallica are taking legal action against
] independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is
] unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since
] 1982 : E and F.
]
] "People are going to get on our case again for this, but try
] to see it from our point of view just once," stated
] Metallica's Lars Ulrich. "We're not saying we own those two
] chords, individually - that would be ridiculous. We're just
] saying that in that specific order, people have grown to
] associate E, F with our music."

Oh my fucking GOD! What a bunch of sell-out losers. 2 chords plagurism does not make.

And who did YOU rip that progression off from Lars, huh?

LB

RE: Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords

] Say you're a cook, or a nurse or the assistant manager of
] a store. You've worked more than 40 hours this week, so
] you're entitled to overtime pay, right?
]
] It's hardly that simple, and the Bush administration's
] proposed new rules on overtime pay raise all kinds of
] uncertainties about just who should be entitled to extra
] wages for extra work.
]
] The administration says its rules could cost 644,000
] workers the right to extra wages. Labor unions and
] Democrats say the real number is at least 8 million and
] maybe even higher.
]
] The truth is, nobody's sure precisely how many workers
] will be affected, largely because it's unclear what
] employers would do with the increased flexibility
] provided by rules that are arcane and broadly worded.

This adminstration really is all about screwing the working class, isn't it?

Overtime proposal creates confusion - Sunday, 07/13/03

] We the undersigned, urge you to consider Ghyslain A.K.A.
] "Star Wars Kid" for a cameo in the upcoming Star Wars
] Episode III movie

Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III Petition

If it didn't already exist, someone would have to create it.

Pink Steel

cyantist wrote:
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]
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Only $250.00??? What a bargian!

LB

RE: Amazon.com -zShops: Homeland Security Choker Set (For US Customers)

] "I would guess that you would then see stories about the
] family faced with economic ruin and the cost of having to
] hire defense counsel, settling for $10,000 or $20,000,
] and the money they were saving for Timmy's college
] education now has to go to Kid Rock," said Philip S.
] Corwin, a lobbyist in Washington for Sharman Networks,
] distributor of the Kazaa file-sharing software.
]
] "That's the kind of stuff that would scare a politician."

Labels May Face Risk in Piracy Suits

] "There are so many cartoons where press people are saying
] 'Is it Vietnam yet?' hoping it is, and wondering if it
] is, and it isn't," Rumsfeld told reporters at the
] Pentagon. "It's a different time, it's a different era,
] it's a different place."

Wow Mr Rumsfeld, thank you for the clarification on that! You’re right. Iraq ISN’T Vietnam - I see now by my atlas that Vietnam is actually a small country in the orient thousands of miles away - no where near the Middle East!

I'm so glad we have government officials with your caliber of reasoning and deduction of logic to point out stuff that might other wise confuse us helpless sheep.

Laughing Boy

Support for Iraq war slipping

] Authorities arrested American rapper DMX on Saturday for
] using profanity during a concert the night before on the
] Caribbean island of St. Kitts and Nevis, police said.
]
] DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was released on
] bail of $376 until Monday, when he is due in Basseterre
] Magistrate's Court.

*gasp* Oh FUCK! I hope they fucking let him off easy for this shit.

DMX arrested for using profanity during St. Kitts concert

]You can even become a minister online!

Thanks!

Laughing Boy
Minister of Divine Fermentation

Beer Church Ordination