"A man has been jailed for 50 days for dissecting his daughter's guinea pig believing it was a government spy." ""It's not often you have someone this paranoid from using drugs that they think a guinea pig is spying on them for the government," Deputy District Attorney Tom Connors said. The paranoia was apparently a byproduct of Zavala's methamphetamine use, not mental illness." Its the government I tell you... They're in it with the hamsters and the mice!!! Man jailed for killing guinea pig he thought was a spy |