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What the war will cost you. |
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| Topic: Current Events |
3:43 pm EDT, Apr 11, 2003 |
] What the war costs in dollars is not the most important
] thing. What it costs in lives and what it achieves are
] the most important things. But right now you can't help
] thinking about the cost in dollars... What the war will cost you. |
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| Topic: Miscellaneous |
10:44 am EDT, Apr 11, 2003 |
I've been having a lot of fun with this lately. Especially the prank phone calls section. Thanks to Mike Morrison for the tip. Celebrity Soundboards |
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1:20 pm EDT, Apr 10, 2003 |
"Iraq has a new regime, and that regime is love, baby" "These arms are fo' huggin" -- I might add that there's another version of this picture that appeared on FoxNews where she had the rifle pointed at him, which I found particularly ironic. Operation:Iraqi mackin' |
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| Topic: Miscellaneous |
3:17 am EDT, Apr 10, 2003 |
] Patriotic items for fanatical flagwavers Flag-O-Rama! |
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Ex-SAS commando discusses covert operations |
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| Topic: Current Events |
5:04 pm EDT, Apr 8, 2003 |
] A U.S. airstrike on Monday targeted a building in Baghdad
] that time-sensitive intelligence suggested senior Iraqi
] leaders, including Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and his
] sons, were meeting there.
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] How is intelligence like that gathered and how reliable
] is it? Finally, something about the real bad asses in this conflict. Special Forces. Ex-SAS commando discusses covert operations |
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Slogan adds an element of fun to playoff drive |
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| Topic: Sports |
11:35 am EDT, Apr 8, 2003 |
] The defending Stanley Cup champion Red Wings are about to
] embark on yet another playoff run, which means the team's
] marketing department has come up with another postseason
] slogan.
] "We probably go through 20 ideas," Speers said. "It's a
] great way to extend our brand." all of which suck. Slogan adds an element of fun to playoff drive |
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Suspended 'Dixie chicks' defend attire |
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2:38 pm EDT, Apr 7, 2003 |
] The suspensions of 35 high school students in this quaint
] coastal town have made it the new focus of an old issue:
] the potentially offensive fashion statement made by
] donning the Confederate flag. as a Yankee, I'm not sure if this is sad or humorous. Suspended 'Dixie chicks' defend attire |
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| Topic: Miscellaneous |
7:08 pm EDT, Apr 6, 2003 |
What if Fox News reported various famous moments in history. Mildy entertaining, and bi-partisan! Fark vs. Fox News |
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1:56 pm EDT, Apr 6, 2003 |
] Cape Town - A young hockey player and part-time waitress
] used her hockey stick on a would-be burglar and nearly
] beat him to a pulp on Thursday morning.
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] Shortly after the attempted robbery, Leigh Fourie, 18,
] said she was terrified when she pounced on the would-be
] burglar. She threatened him, called him names and hit him
] with the hockey stick.
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] Fourie said she woke up in her parents' home in Strand
] about 09:15. Her mother, Evelyn Fourie, had already gone
] to work in Stellenbosch.
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] "I was drinking a milkshake in the lounge when I heard
] glass breaking. Someone was trying to break into my
] mother's bedroom next door. I crept to my bedroom, closed
] the door and 'phoned my mother, who told me to go outside
] and call the neighbours."
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] Fourie said she decided to use her hockey stick instead
] because shouting wasn't going to help. Nobody would have
] heard her above the wind. "I ran down the corridor
] shouting, rushing towards the man who had in the meantime
] entered the lounge. "I waved my hockey stick in the air
] and started hitting him on his head, neck, arms -
] wherever I could land a shot. He tried to get away and
] pulled a knife from his pocket, but I told him he should
] put it away, because the police were outside."
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] Fourie said the Girl beats up burglar |
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