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So I says to Mable, I says... |
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Investors have learned from Nasdaq 5K |
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Topic: Business |
5:18 pm EST, Mar 11, 2004 |
] Here's some sobering math. If the Nasdaq were to surge 50 ] percent a year (like it did last year) for the next three ] years, it would not reach 5,000 again until sometime in ] early 2006. Of course, a 50 percent increase in the ] Nasdaq is not exactly the norm. ] ] Even if the Nasdaq has several consecutive years of 20 ] percent gains -- which would still be above the normal ] historical rate of return for stocks -- it wouldn't hit ] 5,000 again until the beginning of 2009. Bye Bye .com it was good knowing you. We had a blast! Thanks for the ride and good memories! Back to the grind... Investors have learned from Nasdaq 5K |
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Moving On Up to Broadband |
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Topic: Business |
4:06 pm EST, Mar 11, 2004 |
] The level of broadband adoption in the United States ] continues to grow -- up two points to 36 percent in the ] fourth quarter of 2003. as Zoidberg would say, "HOORAY!" Moving On Up to Broadband |
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RNC tells TV stations not to run anti-Bush ads |
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Topic: Current Events |
10:10 am EST, Mar 8, 2004 |
] The Republican National Committee is warning television ] stations across the country not to run ads from the ] MoveOn.org Voter Fund that criticize President Bush, ] charging that the left-leaning political group is paying ] for them with money raised in violation of the new ] campaign-finance law. As if the FCC hasn't screwed up enough this administration. RNC tells TV stations not to run anti-Bush ads |
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Yahoo! News - Family Guy coming back to the air |
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Topic: Arts |
10:27 am EST, Mar 5, 2004 |
] It's official: Stewie Griffin's plans for world domination ] shall continue! ] Sweet! Eh, or rather... Alllll Riiiight.... Yahoo! News - Family Guy coming back to the air |
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Power play unit doing fine without Legwand |
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Topic: Sports |
10:46 am EST, Mar 3, 2004 |
] ''Both will go to the slot area, create screens and ] battle for pucks, be in the middle of fracases,'' Coach ] Barry Trotz said. ''Some other guys aren't as willing. ] Leggie is probably down to 14 minutes a game. We can't be ] disappointed; the power play is hitting at 25%. It's ] result driven.'' Hmmm... sounds like the whole team is doing fine without Horse Face! Power play unit doing fine without Legwand |
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Viagra flops for brainy women |
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Topic: Miscellaneous |
9:16 pm EST, Mar 1, 2004 |
] Mitra Boolel, who is in charge of the company's ] sex-research team, explained that his findings show ed ] that arousal and desire were experienced very differently ] by men and women. A woman's arousal is triggered by ] complex combinations of emotional, intellectual and ] relationship-based factors, while a man's is a simple ] physical response. DUH! Viagra flops for brainy women |
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Topic: Science |
9:11 pm EST, Mar 1, 2004 |
] This web page is designed to give everyone an idea of ] what our universe actually looks like. wow An Atlas of The Universe |
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