] The singles below are real people with real issues

I believe I have dated most of these specimens over my lifetime. I even married one of them.

Brutally Honest Personals

] SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found
] passed out at a campground in Washington state recently
] after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a
] campground worker said on Wednesday.
]
] "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and
] wondered what was going on until we discovered that there
] were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson,
] a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km)
] northeast of Seattle.
]
] The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years
] old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and
] teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.
]
] It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate.
] He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to
] Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his
] drinking binge.
]
] Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the
] next day, said Broxson.
]
] They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and
] two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was
] captured for relocation.

and that bear's name is Homer.

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

] Hewlett-Packard Co. will release the final processor
] upgrade for its AlphaServer line of Unix servers on
] Monday.

It's official. Alpha: RIP

End of the line for HP's Alpha processor

] Ever wonder about the best way to get that all the
] digital music into your car?

Gizmodo : Audiomotive: Your Car, Your Music

] "If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was
] Jesus Christ," Moore said at Congregation Agudas Achim
] synagogue. "I think the carpenter from Galilee was the
] original Democrat."

There's a special place in hell for people like this.

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HWJV?

] May's purchase of 62 Marshall Field%u2019s
] department stores from Target Corp. for $3.24 billion in
] June is probably what killed the Lord & Taylor deal, said
] Frederick Marx, a retail analyst with Marx Layne & Co. in
] Farmington Hills.

LOL! Frederick Marx. RETAIL analyst.

Oakland Mall plan is dropped by retailer

] Taken together, the report finds that the Bush programs
] "mark a major shift in the constitutional separation
] of church and state."

The key word here is [CHRISTIAN] church.

Bush's faith-based changes scrutinized

make sure you check out 'Dubya's' message from the Ranch!

A message from White House West

] Santa Monica, Calif.-based Stamps.com (STMP: Research,
] Estimates), a provider of Internet-based postage
] services, Tuesday announced a new service dubbed
] PhotoStamps that lets customers transform digital photos
] into customized stamps.
]
] But is PhotoStamps legal postage?

] Stamps.com has a license to sell U.S. postage.
]
] And it says that PhotoStamps complies with all U.S.
] Postal Service (USPS) regulations so that you can use
] your PhotoStamps to send anything normally sent through
] the mail, including letters, postcards and packages.

awww yeah! you know I am sooo going to abuse this!

Picture yourself on a stamp?

] Riders drawn to adrenaline; experts say it's a great
] workout

timely!

Skateboarding to better health - Aug 13, 2004