] Wearing fake poll-watcher passes photocopied from an
] election handbook, at least two people tried and failed
] to pass for registered observers at Nashville polling
] sites on Aug. 5.

...

] The commission didn't identify the people or report the
] problems to state authorities because sporadic problems
] with poll watchers are common and these were isolated
] incidents, she said.

...

] The U.S. Justice Department also got involved after obtaining a
] Republican Party e-mail instructing its volunteer poll watchers
] to ''challenge voters who concern you.''

Phony poll watchers turned away on Aug. 5

] The doctors behind one of the nation's most comprehensive
] public health studies have concluded what most dieters
] already know: Chugging down sodas packs on the pounds.

No more Dr. Peppers for me.

Researchers link soft drinks to diabetes

Blogged because Amazon doesn't currently have this book listed.

The Product Marketing Handbook for Software, 4th Edition

Some great examples of free speech and subversion. I particularly like the Simpsons reference.

FREEWAYBLOGGER.com - Free Speech: Use It or Lose It

] Can you sweat off those snacks?
]
] See how much exercise it'll take to burn them away in 30
] minutes

Of course they don't tell you that you can burn 80 calories an hour just sleeping.

Can you sweat off those snacks?

I felt compelled to quote The The's song.

Satellite, oh, satellite
Who sits upon our skies
How deep do you see when you spy into our lives?

I know that God lives in everybody’s souls
And the only devil in your world
Lives in the human heart

So now ask yourself
What is human? and what is truth?
Ask yourself
Whose voice is it? that whispers unto you?
From the cellars of your homes
From the tops of your city roofs
Ask yourself
Whose voice is it? that whispers unto you?

Who is it?
That turns your blood into spirit and your spirit into blood

Who is it?
That can reach down from above and set yours souls ablaze with love
Or fill you with the insanity of violence and it’s brother: lust

Who is it?
Whose words have been twisted beyond recognition
In order to build your planet earth’s religions

Who is it?
Who could make your little armies of the left
And your little armies of the right
Light up your skies tonight

Now some of you may live and some of you may die
But remember
That nothing in the world can kill you inside
For he is thinking of you
In your great cities of great solitude

Oh children you’ve still got a lot to fuckin’ learn
The only path to heaven is via hell

Good morning beautiful, good morning beautiful
Good morning beautiful, good bye world

Who's fatter and more bloated? Alain or Vince Neil?

MINISTRY - EViL DoER tOUr

] In their first public appearance since Roy Horn was
] mauled by a white tiger named Montecore last October,
] Siegfried and Roy spoke directly to Entertainment
] Tonight.

Just in time to plug their new animated teevee show!

Roy Horn Update May 2004

] Swanson, producers of some of the world's fattiest TV
] dinners, is seeking to take over the breakfast market
] with a new line of microwaveable morning meals. It's
] called the 'Hungry Man All Day Breakfast,' and it's
] threatening to turn people into manatees.

Ironically, you probably eat more when you're at Pancake Pantry.

The Worst Breakfast Ever.

] Classic Gaming Expo enters it's eigth year as the world's
] first and largest event paying tribute to the people,
] systems and games of yesteryear.

Classic Gaming Expo