] Rob Blair, of KTNV-TV, was delivering the extended
] forecast Saturday morning when he said: ``Martin Luther
] Coon King Jr. Day, gonna see some temperatures in the
] mid-60s.''

NICE! Good to see that we've come so far after so long.

Yer an Idiot.

] The teenage goalkeeper of Benin's Under-20 soccer team
] has died after being beaten up by unidentified attackers
] a day after the West African nation lost their first
] match at the African Youth Championship.

Tough Job

] It is not the first time Cohen has wooed controversy with
] his show, which airs on HBO. In one episode last year,
] Borat sang an anti-Semitic song called "Throw the
] Jew Down the Well" at a country music bar, prompting
] protests from the Anti-Defamation League.

The more crazy the world gets, the more funny Dada-ist art becomes.

Ali G character causes near riot at rodeo

COOL!!! I want to hang this in the house!

The Periodic Table like you have NEVER seen

] The Sequel uses fuel-cell technology that until now has
] not matched the overall performance of gasoline engines.
] GM is introducing the car at the North American
] International Auto Show in Detroit as rival companies
] make similar announcements.

While I don't think that the ultimate market for fuel cells will be transport, it seems that the automotive industry has got far more capital and momentum than other areas.

Automakers Put Hydrogen Power On the Fast Track

] A flushable toilet brush that warns users, %u201CDo not
] use for personal hygiene%u201D has been identified as the
] nation%u2019s wackiest warning label in an annual contest
] sponsored by a consumer watchdog group.

more proof that our society is filled to the brim with stupid people.

and that Dick Purtan has got to be like 400 years old by now.

M-LAW's Wacky Warning Labels

] Banach made an initial appearance in court Tuesday and
] was released on $100,000 bond. He was charged with
] interfering with a flight crew under the USA Patriot Act.
] He also was charged with lying to federal officers. The
] charges carry a maximum jail sentence of 25 years.

welp, there goes the 4th Amendment.

N.J. man charged with aiming laser at aircraft

] Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken
] man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914,
] far above the usual life-threatening range, police and
] doctors said Tuesday.

and people say us Eastern Euro's can't drink more than the Irish... pshaw...

Man Registers 0.914 Blood-Alcohol Level

] These experts are confident that the hydrogen economy
] will arrive%u2014someday. But first, they say, we have to
] overcome daunting technological, financial and political
] roadblocks. Herewith, our checklist of misconceptions and
] doubts about hydrogen and the exalted fuel cell.

Warning: The Hydrogen Economy May Be More Distant Than It Appears

] Trying to spur innovation and ensure competition when
] those who control the plumbing have so much power is no
] easy matter.
]
] The lawyers and lobbyists, it seems, are the only sure
] winners.

A fairly useless article, but I meme it only because of the fact that they point out the current situation in DC and these two nuggest of truth that seem to dominate most of the transition to an information wave of society.

The FCC Frenzy Over Controlling Your Cable Box