] AUTHENTIC alien mummified head skin skull UFO corpse

everything on the Internet is true.

AUTHENTIC alien mummified head skin skull UFO corpse

] The Friday night lights in Texas could soon be without
] bumpin' and grindin' cheerleaders. Legislation filed by
] Rep. Al Edwards would put an end to "sexually suggestive"
] performances at athletic events and other extracurricular
] competitions.
]
] "It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way
] they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it
] down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas
] House. "And then we say to them, 'don't get involved in
] sex unless it's marriage or love, it's dangerous out
] there' and yet the teachers and directors are helping
] them go through those kind of gyrations."

Can we pass a federal law that prohibits lawmakers from wasting valuable legislative resources on crap like this?

Do No Harm?

] Authorities said Kid Rock was charged after a 3 a.m.
] altercation at Christie's Cabaret near downtown.
]
] "Inside the establishment there was a squabble
] concerning, I guess, the selection of music," Nashville
] police Sgt. James Smith told reporters. "Again there are
] no major injuries but an assault did take place."

Bob mixing it up in Nashvegas

] Osga then discovered the boy, whose mother told police
] her son tried to drive the car earlier after she let him
] steer the vehicle from her lap.
]
] "He's 4 years old, his mom didn't even know he was up,"
] Heugel told The Grand Rapids Press for a Sunday story. "I
] don't think he even realizes what he did."

yep, them Michiganders sure start early! ;-)

Boy, 4, Drives Mom's Car to Video Store

Watch this.

Frontline: secret history of the credit card

] Rob Blair, of KTNV-TV, was delivering the extended
] forecast Saturday morning when he said: ``Martin Luther
] Coon King Jr. Day, gonna see some temperatures in the
] mid-60s.''

NICE! Good to see that we've come so far after so long.

Yer an Idiot.

] It is not the first time Cohen has wooed controversy with
] his show, which airs on HBO. In one episode last year,
] Borat sang an anti-Semitic song called "Throw the
] Jew Down the Well" at a country music bar, prompting
] protests from the Anti-Defamation League.

The more crazy the world gets, the more funny Dada-ist art becomes.

Ali G character causes near riot at rodeo

] A flushable toilet brush that warns users, %u201CDo not
] use for personal hygiene%u201D has been identified as the
] nation%u2019s wackiest warning label in an annual contest
] sponsored by a consumer watchdog group.

more proof that our society is filled to the brim with stupid people.

and that Dick Purtan has got to be like 400 years old by now.

M-LAW's Wacky Warning Labels

] Banach made an initial appearance in court Tuesday and
] was released on $100,000 bond. He was charged with
] interfering with a flight crew under the USA Patriot Act.
] He also was charged with lying to federal officers. The
] charges carry a maximum jail sentence of 25 years.

welp, there goes the 4th Amendment.

N.J. man charged with aiming laser at aircraft

] Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken
] man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914,
] far above the usual life-threatening range, police and
] doctors said Tuesday.

and people say us Eastern Euro's can't drink more than the Irish... pshaw...

Man Registers 0.914 Blood-Alcohol Level