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Beer makes you clever: official |
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11:52 am EDT, May 3, 2005 |
] It's no surprise then that we can now confirm what the
] super-intelligent if somehat wobbly hacks at Vulture
] Central have known for years: alcohol makes you cleverer. I'd like to accept this Nobel prize on behalf of my friends at Guinness and Bass... Beer makes you clever: official |
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11:51 pm EDT, Apr 19, 2005 |
] CONGRATULATIONS Jami Anderson for your beautiful
] creation. ooh! lookie! a picture of Jen in her TP wedding gown. Nice to see how great she'd look all in white! Wedding Contest |
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And the bride wore double-ply |
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11:46 pm EDT, Apr 19, 2005 |
] ''About 2½ hours. Jennifer (Knight) kept getting
] light-headed because she drank wine on top of sinus
] medicine, so we had to fix it a couple of times. It kept
] ripping whenever she sat down to put her head between her
] knees. Luckily, she is a size 4, so all those extra
] layers I had to wrap around her hips didn't end up making
] her look like the Michelin Man.'' ah... my ex-girlfriend finally finds her wedding dress! And the bride wore double-ply |
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Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage |
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2:53 pm EDT, Apr 19, 2005 |
] A British motorist, driving home from work with his car
] window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen
] sausage If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard this story... Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage |
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Metro says it can't prosecute creators of pornographic movie |
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12:05 pm EDT, Apr 11, 2005 |
] The film starred adult actress Summer Nyte, 31, of
] Sevierville, Tenn. Her husband, truck driver David Moore,
] 42, helped produce the project and said they chose to
] shoot the film locally because ''Nashville is a nice
] city.'' ] The movie, which also featured adult-film actor Ron
] Jeremy, involved men ages 21-62 engaging in sex with
] Nyte. Nyte was the only person paid for taking part,
] Moore said. One look at Summer and it's unclear why she was the only one that got paid. Metro says it can't prosecute creators of pornographic movie |
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MDOT pulls plug on fake speed zone sign |
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11:21 am EDT, Apr 9, 2005 |
] Motorists on southbound I-75 this morning were greeted
] with a freeway construction message board proclaiming
] "speed limit 100 mph go go go." heh heh. Given the way most Michiganders drive though, they probably had to slow down to comply. MDOT pulls plug on fake speed zone sign |
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4:39 pm EDT, Apr 8, 2005 |
] The more you find out about the world, the more
] opportunities there are to laugh at it. Best. Quote. Ever. Eyes of Nye |
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3:03 pm EDT, Apr 4, 2005 |
] These days, CD technology has displaced the cassette in
] the mainstream, and mix CDs have become the new cultural
] love letter/trading post.
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] Once again, we're being told that home taping (in the
] form of ripping and burning) is killing music. But it's
] not: It simply exists as a nod to the true love and ego
] involved in sharing music with friends and lovers. Trying
] to control music sharing - by shutting down P2P sites or
] MP3 blogs or BitTorrent or whatever other technology
] comes along - is like trying to control an affair of the
] heart. Nothing will stop it. as someone who literally uses music (others and my own) as my main emotive, this rings very very true. PLAY! |
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