] Many will attest that the API to the WOMEN platform is
] somewhat obscure, contradictory and poorly documented.
] However, if you talk to any randomly selected groups of
] men, you will discover that the problems they face
] (whether in Pickup or Relationship states) are
] fundamentally the same. If there's a common set of
] problems, shouldn't there be a common set of solutions?
] Moreover, doesn't it bother you that programming geeks,
] who advocate code reusability and open-sourcing have not
] come up with reusable successful solutions for commonly
] occurring problems and have not documented them?

When your geekiness has gone too far...

Dating Design Patterns

give it to the kids! spread it around!

black death plush toy

] Dave Blood, bassist for defunct Philadelphia rock act the
] Dead Milkmen, committed suicide Wednesday, according to a
] post by his sister on the band's official message board
] (http://deadmilkmen.com).

CNN.com - Dead Milkmen bassist commits suicide - Mar 11, 2004

wow.

The REAL Wheelie School

] Mitra Boolel, who is in charge of the company's
] sex-research team, explained that his findings show ed
] that arousal and desire were experienced very differently
] by men and women. A woman's arousal is triggered by
] complex combinations of emotional, intellectual and
] relationship-based factors, while a man's is a simple
] physical response.

DUH!

Viagra flops for brainy women

i feel GREAT.

Wow, i suddenly want a nutrigrain bar....

] At this weekend's Indiana Pacers-Washington Wizards game,
] a woman's reaction to a man's marriage proposal stuns an
] expectant crowd.
]
] The apparent proposal came at the end of a halftime
] contest on the Wizards home court Saturday night.
]
] The woman was blindfolded, sent out on the court, and
] told if she could find a local bank's mascot, she would
] win free Wizards tickets.
]
] As the crowd yelled "hot" and "cold," the woman roamed
] the court for about 10 seconds.
]
] Then, as she found and touched the bank mascot, she was
] told she won the contest.
]
] However, the public address announcer said there was a
] surprise.
]
] The man appeared from the bank mascot's costume, grabbed
] a microphone and then got down on one knee.
]
] As he began to speak to the woman, she paused, grabbed
] her face in shock, and ran.

This would be my luck (make sure you watch the video)

Woman Says 'I Don't!!!' At NBA Game

] PARIS -- The dormant Garden Gnome Liberation Front has
] sprung back to life, stealing about 20 gnomes during a
] nighttime raid on a Paris exhibition.
]
] "We demand ... that garden gnomes are no longer ridiculed
] and that they be released into their natural habitat,"
] the Front's Paris wing said in a statement following its
] weekend strike.

Still makes me laugh to think about....

CNN.com - Garden Gnome Liberation Front strikes Paris show - April 12, 2000

QUOTES FROM EITHER
PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES
GEORGE W. BUSH
OR SENATOR/CHANCELLOR/
EMPEROR PALPATINE FROM
THE STAR WARS MOVIES

George W Bush or Emperor Palpatine?

Well... I may actually have a chance to be a Blue Angel afterall...

F/A-18A Navy Blue Angel Hornet