School district bans holiday decorations. My friend Mike says:
"In further news, Yonkers children are only allowed to sing the song Here Comes Santa Claus with the new abridged title Here Comes a Calorically Challenged Person with a Broad Sense of Excitement over the General Holiday Season. It doesnt have the same rhythm and none of the lines rhyme, but thankfully no one is offended anymore. Apparently school officials are also looking into making the Easter holiday less controversial by not allowing children to draw or mention rabbits or bunnies, and instead reviving the Whatzit creature from the 1996 Olympics, which is vague and confusing enough that no one could possibly be offended." My God is better than your God | 
