LOL! Good satire.

] 1995: Real Audio released, allowing users to listen to halting
] bursts of static in real time.

] 1996: Parenting groups become concerned that spending extended time online
] is depriving children of important time spent watching television.

] [early] 1997: Internet introduced to businesses. Worker productivity up 35%.
] [mid] 1997: Internet porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%

The Lemon: History Of The Internet