] U.S. forces refused to arrest former Iraqi Information
] Minister Mohammed al-Sahaf, who tried to turn himself in,
] [according to] the London-based Arabic daily Al-Sharq al-Awsat.

Nope, this isn't satire, this is a real report. As for whether it's true, I'm not believing anything I hear about Sahaf, ever again. But if it *is* true: LOL!

Report: US forces refuse to arrest al-Sahaf