] John Mayer is the best thing to happen to vanilla sex ] since the missionary position. Much like the regularly ] maligned ice cream flavor, kinkless intercourse has ] always been tastier than advertised. So when the ] musically and sexually adventurous alike dismiss Mayer's ] Berklee-tutored guitar and Abercrombie-swaddled purr as ] aural Vicodin for soccer moms and timid schoolgirls, it ] only goes to show how limited a palette both kinds of ] fetishists have. In fact, Mayer's new "Heavier Things" is ] just the thing to heat your bathwater on those occasions ] when you don't want to get your freak on -- but you're ] still game for seeing where some heavy petting might ] lead. I had to meme this because I know that nanochick is such a huge fan of John Mayer. His body (of work) is a wonderland |