"Ten Things I Hate About Commandments" is a mash-up trailer for a John Hughes style teen comedy, using footage from the Charlton Heston version of The Ten Commandments. It's masterfully done, and milk-out-the-nose funny.

It really is. I love that this kind of stuff is possible.

Boing Boing: If The Ten Commandments was a Teen Comedy

Stealing money via stolen poker accounts might be hard to prove: attacker could login with your stolen account and then play poker badly against himself. Try explaining that to the administrators of the gaming site : "I lost lots of money because somebody logged in as me and then played badly!" - "Yeah, sure they did".

F-Secure : News from the Lab - May of 2006

Long tail is the new religion at Google these days…it seems. If I had a Google share for the number of times I heard that today well I will be buying a brand new wardrobe - from Brooks Brothers. I could not help but notice that lately, not just Google but almost everyone is using the long tail charts instead of bubble 1.0 icon, the hockey stick chart.

GigaOM : » Long Tail Is The New Hockey Stick

It's another harbinger of the end of the first major wave of computing companies in the Internet business: today long-time graphics darling Silicon Graphics threw in the proverbial towel, filing for bankruptcy. First HP struggles and jettison's Fiorini after the disastrous Compaq acquisition, then Sun Microsystems wakes up and breaths a sigh of collective relief after long-time cross-eyed navigator Scott McNealy finally steps down from his position at the helm.

But Silicon Graphics. Ah, SGI, I knew you back when, when you were the coolest hardware company in Silicon Valley, when just seeing your logo inspired people towards hardware lust in an era when there wasn't much exciting happening in the world of Unix and workstations, when the X Window System and its crummy UI was the state-of-the-art (except at Xerox PARC, but no-one ever listened to PARC scientists until some curious folk from Cupertino wandered in one day).

And now, finally, SGI is giving in to the inevitable tides of change, after years of struggling. SGI was one of the first major Unix vendors to see the impending change wrought by Linux showing up too: as I recall, SGI was the first major Unix vendor to offer Linux as an alternative operating system.

Silicon Graphics files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy | Intuitive Life Business Blog

Across the country, even in San Francisco, people are busy chatting. It should not come as a surprise, that Americans are the chattiest mobile phone users in the world. I guess it has something to do with cheap calling plans, free incoming and free calling on the weekend.

GigaOM : » Look Who’s Talking

The spammers apparently contacted BlueSecurity via ICQ with threatening messages, and may have even figured out how to specifically target BlueSecurity users for further harrassment. According to WSJ columnist and blogger Jeremy Wagstaff, BlueSecurity’s Eran Rashef is on the record as saying that he didn’t anticipate that the spammer would launch a DDoS attack on such a large player. “I didn’t think he was so crazy as to attack [Six Apart].”

Of course, no one wants to get caught in the middle when Russian spammers and Israeli security companies fight.

Next time, maybe redirect to Blogger? I hear Google has a Death From Sky Laser(tm) under development for such DDoS situations.

GigaOM : » The Day DDoS Brought Down Six Apart

Take a look at these two charts of Microsoft stock from 1996 and 2006. In December 1995 Bill Gates wrote the now famous Internet-or-nothing memo, and rest is history. Similarly late last year Microsofties got a Web 2.0 or nothing memo. History in the making?

GigaOM : � Microsoft, Return of The Beast

The furor threatened to ensnare the nomination of Air Force Gen. Michael Hayden to head the Central Intelligence Agency. Hayden, director of the NSA from 1999 to 2005, led the agency when the database project was launched and built.

I've heard a lot more about Hayden as an Air Force General than that he was the long-time director of the NSA! I didn't think folks generally worked at the Director level for more than one major spy agency in a career. Yikes!

USATODAY.com - NSA secret database report triggers fierce debate in Washington

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The government has abruptly ended an inquiry into the warrantless eavesdropping program because the National Security Agency refused to grant Justice Department lawyers security clearance.

The Justice Department's Office of Professional Responsibility, or OPR, sent a fax Wednesday to Democratic Rep. Maurice Hinchey of New York saying it was closing its inquiry because without clearance it could not examine department lawyers' role in the program.

You're investigating us? That's great, good for you. Good luck with that. What? You want to see our files? They're classified. Yes, all of them. You want a clearance to see them? Sorry, you can't get that. Good luck with your investigation.

Good luck with that accountability thing.

(If anyone saw the Daily Show on Monday, they had a great Venn diagram to explain Bush's assertion that the CIA has a rich tradition of "Accountability and Secrecy": a yellow "Accountability" circle, overlayed with a dark eclipsing circle of "Secrecy")

CNN.com - Domestic spying inquiry killed - May 10, 2006

I tried Outlook first (copied about 250 email addresses into the CC box). Boom. What a mess. I confess I may have accidentally sent the same email to everyone on that list up to 3 times, as I tried to work through the pile of returned mail I got from various mail servers who couldn’t deal with such a long list of receipients in a single message. (Oh, and by the way, who the HELL thought of the ridiculously uninformative error messages baked into just about every mail server? Some of them aren’t even proper sentences and give me no clue as to what action [if any] the server took after the error. Were the messages not forwarded at all? Did it go to only some of the recipients? If so, which ones? Sheesh. Time for an upgrade guys!) That’s when my eyes were opened to the fact that you actually need specialized software to deal with email campaigns of more than about 25 recipients.

I've used a qmail server to send messages to 14 000 or so people, and it works -- but watching the logs is breathtaking.

Great Email Campaign Product: Campaign Monitor