] After examining numerous frames of video footage [C-SPAN
] 30 Sept 04] I have come to the professional opinion that
] either George Bush was wearing a wireless
] prompter/queuing system on the night of the debates, or
] our president is growing some kind of mutant dorsal fin.
] By very carefully examining the movement of his body and
] how it interacts with his suit jacket it is easy to rule
] out the possibility "the bulge" is simply a wrinkle in
] his clothing or a problem with bad lighting.

The thing is -- it doesn't matter.

By the time this is resolved, if it is resolved, it will either be academic or suppressed. It didn't help his performance, or if it did... damn. They've got great deniability -- he lost anyway. If we want to be really conspiratorial, we can imagine it was a test run for the third and most painful debate...

Eh. I'd like to know.

Bush's mystery bulge