There is actually a perfectly rational explanation for this, and I know what it is, but I'm going to pretend that I don't, and just offer up the link. Toke up.

Target : Entertainment : Marijuana

] This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is
] a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be
] directly seen. This material should be approached with an
] open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
]
] This book was anonymously donated to your school library to
] discreetly promote religious alternatives to the theory of
] evolution. When you are fvinished with it, please refile the
] book in the fiction section.

Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but right now I REALLY wish I was back in High School!

Textbook disclaimer stickers

] 10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S.
] presidents.
]
] 9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
]
] 8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes
] directly to Halliburton.
]
] 7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it
] just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely
] groomed hair.
]
] 6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the
] entire U.S. Constitution.
]
] 5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading
] Sammy Sosa.
]
] 4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz
] Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
]
] 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
]
] 2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear"
] instead of "nucular."
]
] 1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our
] entire future.

CNN.com - Kerry laughs it up on Letterman - Sep 21, 2004

] 1001. City's collective IQ drops eight points,
] temporarily tying us with Seattle.
]
] 1000. Delegates from Kansas spotting Dave Chappelle on
] the streets 50 times a day.
]
] 999. Rudy Giuliani caught backstage in Nosferatu pose,
] muttering, "Soon all this will be mine!"
]
] 998. Protest war stories from people who spent previous
] 364 days watching MTV.
]
] 997. Mary Cheney forced to stop eating pussy for most of
] Wednesday primetime slot.
]
] 996. Osama bin Laden's name will not be mentioned by
] a single speaker during the convention.
]
] 995. Our weekly Al Qaeda training seminar and pot luck
] social was cancelled.

:-)

1001 things to hate about the rnc

] Tell her that the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge isn't
] the only gorgeous, white thing you'd like to see drilled
] immediately.
]
] "I've been a bad boy, Lynndie ..."

This is just wrong...

Mr. Sun!: RNC: How to score at the convention.

This is one of those things you just hate to post because you know, deep down, that its stupid, but its stuck in your head anyway, and you can't help it. Two deranged kittens singing about the challenges of being water soluble.

Soluble Song by Joel and Alex Veitch rathergood.com

] "To me, that's treason. I call it treason against rock 'n'
] roll because rock is the antithesis of politics. Rock
] should never be in bed with politics," says the
] 56-year-old Cooper, who begins a 15-city Canadian tour on
] Aug. 20 in Thunder Bay, Ont.
]
] "If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your
] information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron
] than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're
] morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very
] rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."

Alice Cooper is a republican.

Alice slams anti-Bush rockers

AARP

Scott Stantis Political Cartoons in Reason Magazine

Cara, 43, who works for the American Motorcycle Association, said he's been a lifelong prankster. This time, though, "the cleanup is going to be worse than the joke," he said.

OOPS!

Vanity License Plate Brings Tickets

From skullaria:

I love all the jibjab animations.

This one is too funny.

I've memed so much discussion about this but haven't memed the meme itself! - T

JIBJAB does 'This land is our land' Political Humor at its best