Damn.

Whoopsi Gras 9/7/05

"If I pop, you're screwed!"

Mr. Housing Bubble: T-Shirt Humor: The Funny T-Shirt Store

This is a picture of an ISO 9001 compliance flag. Large companies might hang these around their office when doing an ISO 9001 initiative.

ISO 9001 Illuminati Flag

OK, I usually don't succumb to memeing those silly internet videos that people send around, but this is absolutely hillarious. Self defense courses for women in Tokyo must be hard core.

daynews.ru - Tokyo purse snatcher gets nailed

So, if you search MemeStreams for Discover Hip Hop you'll be treated to a very entertaining fake television ad for a set of cassette tapes introducing you to the exciting world of hip hop. I about fell out of my chair when I saw the television ad for this product. The website doesn't do it justice. Little girls glueing crystals to their ipods and saying things like "Now you can Bling almost anything!" and "Now its easy to Bling!" These people are not joking. Its in rotation on the cartoon network. Call now!

Bling it on!

] Jeremy Stribling said that he and two fellow MIT graduate
] students questioned the standards of some academic
] conferences, so they wrote a computer program to generate
] research papers complete with nonsensical text, charts
] and diagrams.

Scientific conference falls for gibberish prank. 15/04/2005. ABC News Online

] Due to the fact that Jonnyx has been unresponsive to
] email and voicemail for over 48 hours we are proud to be
] able to make this once in a lifetime offer directly to
] YOU! Item is a slightly used Electric Cattle Prod that
] has been blessed by the Reverend Pope Jonny Anonymous
] himself!!! Item delivers high voltage shocks upon
] application!

eBay item - Electric Shock Cattle Prod NORESERVE!!! L@@K!

Pretty sure I had the last one...

Star Wars Knock-Offs

] While it's important to respect your children's privacy,
] understanding what your teenager's online slang means and
] how to decipher it is important as you help guide their
] online experience. While it has many nicknames,
] information-age slang is commonly referred to as
] leetspeek, or leet for short.

Wow.

Best quote:

] It's important to remember that the leetspeek community
] encourages new forms and awards individual creativity,
] resulting in a dynamic written language that eludes
] conformity or consistency.

Microsoft at their most transparently self serving:

] Their use could be an indicator that your teenager is
] involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly
] licensed software.

:-o

Microsoft guide to l33t speak.

So, right wingers have these t-shirts that say "Bush Country 2004 - My America!" which have the county by county electoral results. I want a t-shirt that says "Pop Country 2004 - My America!" that has this on it.

My America