] So i replaced eliza's tiny, boring script with a massive
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Oh god this is funny! The best part is when it runs into another bot!

IRC Sex Bot

I want to be like Ted Turner when I grow up. I just got the sudden urge to edit together various comments from this interview into one long string. Its an effort to capture the essence of Ted..

The invasion of Iraq was the biggest debacle in the history of the world... except maybe the AOL Time-Warner merger. They can't even get Haiti right, how are they going to get Iraq right? Wars may have worked in the past, but now we have pro-football. Before there wasn't anything to be excited about so War was exciting. War isn't fun anymore. 9/11 wouldn't have happened if I had been president. We were having a cold war with Russia when I went to Russia to produce the Good Will Games. A few years later, the Berlin Wall came down. The AOL Time-Warner merger was bullshit. It was good for me. I ended up with 10% of the stock in AOL/TW. I was friendly with two other people who owned 10% each so it was OK for me. Why not? They are the original American cattle. The meat has 1/2 as much fat as beef. I am going into the restaurant business and philanthropy. Rupert Murdoch is is a bad journalist. Sloppy journalist. He runs Britain. I asked Tony Blair why he was allowed to have so much influence and Tony Blair said, "I wouldn't have my job without Rupert." He wants to rule the world. He has Britain, almost has Australia and he would like the US. He has no interest in helping anyone, in charity. He won't even give you an interview. He's not interesting in whether what he is doing is right or wrong. The $1M / yr I was getting as Vice Chairman was just hush money. You also need vision. My vision comes from thinking. I don't watch TV.

Joi Ito's Web: Brainstorms 2004 dinner interview notes - Ted Turner

BAGHDAD—As the Coalition Provisional Authority prepares to hand power over to an Iraqi-led interim government on June 30, CPA administrator L. Paul Bremer publicly touted the success of Operation Iraqi Freedom.
As the Coalition's rule draws to a close, the numbers show that we have an awful lot to be proud of," Bremer said Tuesday. "As anyone who's taken a minute and actually looked at the figures can tell you, the vast majority of Iraqis are still alive—as many as 99 percent. While 10,000 or so Iraqi civilians have been killed, pretty much everyone is not dead.
According to U.S. Department of Defense statistics, of the approximately 24 million Iraqis who were not killed, nearly all are not in a military prison. Bremer said "a good number" of those Iraqis who are in jail have been charged with a crime, and most of them have enjoyed a prison stay free of guard-dog attacks, low-watt electrocutions, and sexual humiliation.

Onion | Coalition: Majority of Iraqis still alive.

Worth checking out for some humor on Diebold's lock on the voting system. Probably akin to something awful...

Diebold Ad Parodies

] After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and
] his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic
] to figure out what was wrong.
]
] Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled
] - both husband and wife were healthily fertile.
]
] Then came the important question.
]
] "When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a
] clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do
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FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real

This is random but entertaining. Literally. Comic frames and random punch lines are remixed. Its a little like looking for shapes in the clouds.

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DomoKun Developers Video [WMV]

] Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news -
] web sites), D-Mass., snowboards during the first day of
] his vacation at Sun Valley in Ketchum, Idaho Thursday,
] March 18, 2004

John Kerry snowboarding

Animated Cartoon using a legal pad with art skills about as good as yours...

Robot Love

Print this out and paste it onto your TiBook...

Apple makes you a stud