Man this is infuriating... Dude goes to the bathroom on an airplane and his ipod drops out of his pocket into the toilet. What would normally be an annoying situation turns into yet another police state farce, now seemingly a daily occurance, in which an airplane is diverted to the nearest airport and the passengers and plane are dissected with a fine tooth comb by a bunch of authoritarian assholes who think that they write the law.

Included in this adventure is the now ubiquitous laptop examination for evidence of thought crime, which occured AFTER they had already determined that there was no threat to the aircraft!!

What the hell does the below have to do with preventing terrorist attacks!?

NOT A DAMN THING!

He then asked me to turn on my laptop. I did, and he began using it. I saw him open Spotlight and begin searching...

I waited in total silence for about 10 minutes as he kept searching and searching, until I finally asked him, "What are you looking for?"

"Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
"Such as?"
"Child pornography, hate propaganda."
"Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
"Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
"I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
"Yes, you do have a problem?"
"Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."

Now he was pissed. "Don't fool around with me. I'm sure you want this to end as much as I do. So I will ask you questions, and you will answer. Do you understand?"

Face to Face with the International Authoritarian Police State