] When I pointed out to the officials that they only had
] authority to search for threats to the aircraft, one of
] them, a bug-eyed, crew-cutted troglodyte, declared that,
] if I had taken any of these substances, then I would have
] endangered Flight 310. That such an obviously ungifted
] person was capable of so imaginative a conceptual leap
] remains a marvel to me.

Barlow is contesting charges stemming from the discovery of drugs in his baggage by airport security personnel, claiming that the search was unconstitutional because it was not limited to what is minimally needed to discover explosives.

BarlowFriendz: A Taste of the System