] 10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S.
] presidents.
]
] 9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
]
] 8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes
] directly to Halliburton.
]
] 7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it
] just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely
] groomed hair.
]
] 6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the
] entire U.S. Constitution.
]
] 5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading
] Sammy Sosa.
]
] 4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz
] Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
]
] 3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
]
] 2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear"
] instead of "nucular."
]
] 1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our
] entire future.

CNN.com - Kerry laughs it up on Letterman - Sep 21, 2004